Jokes SMS

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Husband to a newly wed Wife Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

sardar ji to his friend: sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi) Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

After a quarrel, a husband said After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi) Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa... Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............

Mother to Teenage Daughter Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed