funny SMS

Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...