Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Week

JUSTICE ki bahaliJUSTICE ki bahalika irada to nhi thaZardari...
Lekin Sheerin kiBewafai nemajboor kar diya.


English Shairy Mulahiza hoEnglish Shairy Mulahiza ho!
Arz kya hai...
She is Kissing,
Wah Wah
She is Kissing,
* Some Text Missing * * Some Text Missing *


Arz Kia Hai...Arz Kia Hai...
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Waah Waah
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .


Akhbar aur RadioTeacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?
Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.


Bruce Lee's FavoriteBruce Lee's Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-LeeFestival=Diwa-LeeActres=Sona-LeeMusic=Qawa-LeeFilm=Coo-LeeAnimal=Bil-LeeBrain=UrsWhy?
Kha-Lee


Yeh keh kar wohYeh keh kar woh meri sari 7up pi gaya FARAZ
"K TO MERI ADHURI PYAS PYAS TO AGAI MAN KO RAS RAS"

SMS main Zaleel karnaSMS main Zaleel karna ab bund bhi karo FARAZ!!!!

Kya "Wasi" aur "Ghalib" Tumhari Phuphi k larkay hain?


Pathan ne bank sePathan ne bank se car liLekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,Pathan: Pehley pata hota toShadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.


Paper Se Pehle Ki DUAPaper Se Pehle Ki"DUA"
......
Aye Khuda!!Is Baar PassKara DeNext TimeZaruur Parhoonga ... ;-)


Hum Har Roz UdaasHum Har Roz Udaas Hotay Hain AurSham Guzar Jati Hy
Kisi Roz Sham Udaas Ho Gi AurHum Guzar Jayein Ge.


SANIA MIRZA Se BaatSanta: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.


Any body can loveAny body can love a RoseBut it takes a great deal to love a leaf.Dont love some one who is beautiful,But love the who can make u r life beautiful...